I said HORROR, not WHORE!

 

imageWhat a great time of year for movies! The TV is littered with old and new horror movies. The theaters are busting with the best and worst of the scary genre as well. These movies inspire us to dress up or in some cases, dress down for the greatest of all holidays!

I am a fan of all things horror and especially the classic horror movies, like Halloween, The Exorcist and The Shining. At some point, Hollywood must’ve ran out of ideas and started remaking some of the best horror films ever made. I’m not saying all remakes are bad, but there’s no need to update every movie ever made.

Movies are not like marriage. They can’t be made better just by adding younger girls with bigger boobs. Do yourself a favor and sit down and watch some of the classics. Just because they’re old, doesn’t mean that they are bad. That philosophy only applies to milk and strippers.

Don’t get me wrong, I will never complain about bouncy, jiggly, bad actresses screaming, running and falling every time they get chased.  The problem with that is that if I want to see hot girls with no acting ability run away, I can go to Hooters and hit on the waitresses. Boobs- those things have already ruined most of my life, so please don’t ruin my movies with your boobs! That must be the inspiration behind the way the ladies dress for Halloween these days. It’s not a kitty, it’s a sexy kitty. It’s not scarecrow, it’s a sexy scarecrow. It’s not a zombie, it’s a sexy zombie. What does that say about us men if you can make a rotting, flesh eating corpse hot with a short skirt and cleavage?! I’ll tell you what it says, it’s the best time of year, ever!!!

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About: Ted Snyder

I'm just a guy who loves the simple things in life. I play bass, love craft beer and enjoy all things horror. I spend my time walking or hiking with my dog, going out to restaurants, bars and to see local bands . I stay up late and get up early. My idea of a great time is sitting on the shore of any body of water and having a beer.

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